A nasty bitch. She never showers, wears the same thing all summer, doesn't use soap when she washes her hands, wears makeup to bed and reapplies the next day saying it disappears, and sooo much more its concerning. Her mother made her like this so I don't blame her (yes I do). They both cause so much drama over petty things, and this girl ditches her 5 year BFF just to get a new one every 2 weeks. Also she wears the same Demon Slayer jacket/shirt every day its embarrassing. Honestly I don't think she washes it because she wears it EVERY day like actually. I wouldn't even be surprised because she wore the exact same outfit all summer long too.
Person A: "Oh look theres Voldemort Vivian! Yikes that outfit."
Person B: "I know its always that stupid Demon Slayer jacker, the un-matching sunset fanny pack, and different shades of blue."
Person A: "I know she has a lot of friends but Person C told me she's super fake. We should stay away from her."
Person B: "Yeah probabaly."
Person B: "I know its always that stupid Demon Slayer jacker, the un-matching sunset fanny pack, and different shades of blue."
Person A: "I know she has a lot of friends but Person C told me she's super fake. We should stay away from her."
Person B: "Yeah probabaly."
by NOOOOOOOBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2022
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(The dude in the gif is Voldemort before he hade no nose)
(The dude in the gif is Voldemort before he hade no nose)
by (: ɯoɯ ɹn January 13, 2023
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Virgin: "He who must not be named is sure scary bro."
Chad: Who? Oh, you're talking about Voldemort."
Chad: Who? Oh, you're talking about Voldemort."
by The Flying Platypus February 2, 2022
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Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018
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Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 8, 2025
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(Vol-da-more) that is how it was actually supposed to be pronounced, but fan pronounce it with the t even though the t is silent.
(Vol-da-more) that is how it was actually supposed to be pronounced, but fan pronounce it with the t even though the t is silent.
by HarryPotta! January 13, 2021
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