Tim

A dumb brain that is 6’2” that uses x-ray hacks to find iron in minecraft.

aka. A boomer.

Tim why do u use x-rays to find IRON. ITS FREAKING IRON U CAN FIND IT ANYWHERE!

by imuL_tirdnE November 13, 2019

Tim

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Tim can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms. And he has a huge schlong. It doesn't even fit in me. It's so big, and i wanna have it all inside me.

Girl: Hey, i just met a person!
Another girl: Is he named Tim?
Girl: Of course!!
Another Girl: Let's have a threesome!!!

by ABigFaggot June 1, 2018

Tim

A synonym for a fish, or just anything to do with fish.

Look at all those tims swimming around.

by The Brown Recluse March 1, 2009

Tim

Tim has a big penis

Tim has the biggest dick ever

by Timontie January 7, 2020

Tim

He's someone who tries to set your phone on fire.

Mattie: Urban Dictionary says you can make fire without tinder or flint

Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*

Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...

by Dissapointment.ugh January 6, 2017

Tim's

Canadian Slang for the popular coffee shop "Tim Horton's"

Ohh, Tim's is doing Roll Up the Rim To Win again, I gotta remember to go over there sometime this week

by TheCanadianFritter August 23, 2016

TIM

Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue

Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!

by ADifferentName August 2, 2007