Tent Pussy

Military related term referring to sex in a field environment, usually only resorted to in desperation due to the dirty field condition of said pussy.

Joe 1: WTF man, youre like 20 minutes late replacing me for guard?????
Joe 2: Sorry dude, was gettin some tent pussy......
Joe 1: THOUGHT I smelled SPC Joyce.... its all good.

LOL, they caught a couple gettin tent pussy in the dumpster at AIT

by dbldragons December 20, 2010

Boxer Tent

A tent that is pitched only upon arousal.
When a man/boy gets "excited" something that appears to be "tent-like" begins to form when the male species gets sexually excited.
Also known as a boner within boxers

My mom walked in on me while I was wathing a porno, I was so embarassed. I was sportin one mad boxer tent.

Dude you give me huge boxer tents.

by Miss Demise March 4, 2009

tent wars

A secretive farting contest held on boy-scout campouts. When chili is eaten for dinner, there will be one of these declared or otherwise. It is the act of building up a fart, and proceeding to somebody else's tent, unzipping their door, sticking your rear-end into the tent, and letting rip. Shortly after the gas is expelled, the door flaps are sealed so that the odor can permiate the opposition's tent.

Man! that tent war last night was so intense, that when i woke up this morning, i had to run outside for a breath of fresh air.

by Josh McGuire September 7, 2005

Tent-tenant

A person who has been allowed to reside in a private residence's backyard, inside a tent provided by the home owner.

After evicting my tent-tenant, I can now enjoy grilling in my yard without having to look at the tent.

by Devan Writer June 11, 2018

tent slut

A girl who, for example, welcomes different sexual partners in her tent during a festival

Tent slut: I'm so alone..
Horny man: Can i join you?
Yes you can! i have a big tent!

by AlexTheCuntSlayer August 1, 2014

TENT MAKER

A person who gets a lot of horny bitches. Also known as a Slayer.

JOHN: OH my God look at Jimmy, He is going Tent Maker on her ass

by Jordaism August 7, 2016

Pitch a Tent

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

by (TheDude) May 4, 2007