Shorty

Describes how short ur 🍆 is

That dick is so short I'm gonna call u shorty

by Let's get freaky 👅🍆 May 28, 2019

shorty

Now turned again to be gender-neural so it can mean a male who a girl finds sexy and attractive.

"Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them" from Kitty Pryde's song "okay cupid" May 2012.

by savante July 8, 2012

shorty

big ass'd bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh

dat shorty is fiinnneee.

by amdizzle and kdizzle February 19, 2008

shorty

Other meanings of 'shorty' would be
1. a short-time girlfriend*
2. a girlfriend material**

* - the equivalent Filipino term would be 'shota'
** - equivalent to 'panext' in Filipino

1. I just broke up with my recent Shorty.
2. Whew, a shorty just passed!

by FilipinoAmerican September 30, 2008

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

shorty's

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Shorty

A female companion in whome you enjoy spending party and intamate time with. However you would probably never take her out to dinner or let her meet your mother.

"Hey shorty, u down for the club, few drinks, then after hours at my spot this weekend?.... Hit me up then... see u aroud...."

by siguy August 18, 2009