print pimp

In the printing trade:

1) a salesperson who can sell anything that needs to be sold.

2) someone in a printing sales office who knows the ins and outs of producing an unusual printing piece

3) a master of diversified print solutions
1) The stack was cut crooked, but our print pimp showed his customer that it was more noticeable that way. They ordered more just like it!

2) Our print pimp knew how to print those four color file folders.

3) You don't know how to get it printed? You need a print pimp.
by davarinofuntucson August 22, 2010
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Ball Print

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.
Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.
by Guy4Guy July 06, 2017
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fart print

The mark made by a wet fart, skidmark
At the end of the day while Johnny was changing his clothes ,he had noticed his bad gas had made a rather large fart print in his shorts. Better change those shorts before your night at the bar Johnny.
by killa-B52423 January 18, 2015
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bitch print

The red mark a woman leaves on her underwear while on her period, indicating that she is, in all likelihood, being a bitch. Can also apply to any other surface that becomes so marked. Such as chairs, couches, bed sheets, car seats, or a man's lap.
I could tell it was going to be a rough day when I found my girlfriend's underwear on the floor with a bitch print in them.
by whata_clevername November 13, 2011
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anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.
Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!
by scooterscs January 11, 2020
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star print

Chip get your dirty star print out of my face
by Dirtyallycat September 08, 2019
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printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.
Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.
by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014
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