sewer pear

A large and often rotund turd

This situation can't get much worse" "Sorry dude but it just did I need to drop a sewer pear

by randy fitzpatrick July 13, 2010

Pear-y

a pear-shaped body

Dude, you're pear-y like Homer Simpson hahahahah!!!

by PrimeMJ November 27, 2013

Pear-betes

A disease on a person in which the stomach region hangs out further then the chest. The name comes from looking like a pear (fat down bottom, thinner up top). Pear-betes is more common in men.

Someone who is over-wieght may suffer from Pear-betes, unless of course they have man boobs that hang over there big stomach. Symptoms of Pear-betes is almost the same as being over-weight, excesscive eating and sweating just to name a couple.

by john technics December 23, 2009

Callery Pear

A tree that has a very distinct smell of human cum. Can ruin anyones day if you get a whiff of it.

Bro I just smelled some callery pear tree. Now I’m hungry.

by GurbyGurb May 21, 2022

Grow a pear

To grow a pear is to start acting like a man and suck it up or get over it.

DUMPIE- she just broke up with me!
FRIEND- dude just grow a pear and suck it up.
OR:
BOYFRIEND- blah blah blah
PISSED GIRLFRIEND- listen, when you grow a pear call me back!

by Bball babe November 29, 2010

Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 17, 2016

Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.

Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.

by Al Beback September 1, 2012