jack into the matrix

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash

"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."

by Sigsnake January 17, 2010

enter the matrix

Best game in the world, the only down side is not being able to be Neo, Morpheus or Trinity.

No game is like it.

by RJ November 17, 2003

Glitch in the Matrix

When something in changed in the matrix. In laymens terms when things go tits-up.

Ah get of yer ass and watch the film!

by Mortuus February 2, 2004

Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

glitch in the matrix

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

by zach greg May 22, 2006

Entering the Matrix

Seeing the math that life is made of.

“And now… We are entering the Matrix.”
-Neo

by 9ordon October 29, 2025

Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.

Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 28, 2024