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Lewis

Lewis is the sort of guy that had no direction in his life until he joined the navy. It was there he found his true calling, being a gimp for all the older boys. They would wisper sweet nothings in his ear and take mount him like a brave Knight of the realm mounts his noble stallion. Before he left the navy they told him not he embarrassed about his time there, but he had been able to have 5 different men in 5 different orifices at the same time and is not embarrassed at all. He is the captain of my heart, o' captain, my captain.
Anyone: Who's Lewis
Me: It's that gay sailor
Anyone: Oh that one yeah he tried to graft me
Me: Classic Lewis
by A&E Paddy October 5, 2018
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Lewis's is a Fukien pussy
by Izdylug Ojh fyk December 22, 2016
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Lewis

A very annoying person who follows you around all the time and doesn’t leave you alone. He has an annoying voice and fancies people who will never like him back.
Oh no, Lewis is coming...RUN!!!
by 0987654321:)))))) March 28, 2019
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Lewis

Joe: Wow is that Lewis?

Sarah: yeah he has a huge cock
by some guy who isn't named lewis December 9, 2020
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Lewis

An amazing human who cares for everyone and will always be there for everyone often attractive and always loves someone
My friend Lewis has 3 girls after him wanting to date him”

I wish I was like him!
by My dude boiii September 20, 2018
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Lewis

Lewis the most kind,affectionate,sweet person you will ever meet.A Lewis is very rare and you tend to find them once in a blue moon.Lewis is amazing as he makes late night calls.
Lewis is a gentleman and will never his friends/ girlfriend pay for anything,he makes everyone smile with his cute smile and his dazzling eyes are a dream.
Lewis will go out his way to make sure the people he loves about are cared for and though he doesn't always feel confidant he always has someone (KH) there for him.
A Lewis will come into your life at the most unexpected times!!!!!!!
I love my lewis
by Littlemisskhah August 26, 2017
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Lewis

A Lewis is someone who is truly retarded. He will run about and jump into people. If you know a Lewis you should run away as fast as you can
Ryan: ah shit here comes Lewis he is about to come shove us about again.
Nathan: oh shit yeah
by AbstractChimp0 October 8, 2019
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