Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

invisible shit

the felling of dropping the Cosbys at the pool but nothing comes out

damn the invisible shit strikes again

by tbone18118 April 5, 2020

Invisible Curb

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!

Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

Invisible Cities

A book that, when read to you, sounds better when you are naked.

Listening to Invisible Cities was so amazing with my pants off.

by hippogriffy December 7, 2020

invisible legos

Invisible Legos are specially designed Legos that you can only get on the black market. You cannot see, hear, or feel them unless the owner has the special SD chip extension in their heads that allow them to perform these actions. These products usually cost around 12 billion- 20 billion dollars depending on the location.

In playing with my invisible Legos

by The._.beatles._.supremacy August 18, 2021

the cloak of invisibility

Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.

Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
Selfish bastard &-l
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 1, 2013