Glastonbury Experience

N: An attempt to make a wonderfully romantic moment where absolutely everything goes completely wrong from the get go, and having a good outcome anyway.

Inspired by Graham Norton

"I took my date out and gave her a lovely Glastonbury Experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking."

by Mugger Jack August 12, 2009

Direct Experience

Expression used in spiritual/philosophical circles referring to an unmediated experience of transcendence or the numinous, usually achieved through meditative/introspective practices - such as 'self-inquiry' - or through the use of psychedelics. Synonymous with the mystical experience.

Ramana Maharshi underwent direct experience as a 14-year old.

I had a direct experience by doing 5 grams of dried psilocybin mushrooms.

by DjinnHeyoka December 12, 2020

Baltimore Experience

Anal penetration while wearing a Lamar Jackson Jersey

Raleigh: If you take my shirt, I’m going to give you the Baltimore Experience.

by Cheech and Chingchong December 28, 2021

The Roy Experience

Getting railed by 4 or 5 dudes at the same time in League of Legends. The whole team jumping on you and killing you instantly.

The whole team is here, I've just had The Roy Experience and it was not fun.

by BrotherNoodle January 8, 2022

the mcallister experience

What you call when being romantically involved with someone with the last name McAllister.

Girl 1: “hey I was with McAllister yesterday.”
Girl 2: “lucky, you got the McAllister experience!”

by McAllisterA2003 September 18, 2019

The Marsiglia experience

When you wakeup to the sound of dozens of hungry cats crawling all over you and meowing for food.

The lone female awoke to find herself living the Marsiglia experience.

by vadersfist April 13, 2012

Roblox Experiences

In 2021 So that's why Roblox is now Experiences instead of Games

Instead of Roblox Games (2006-2021) now called Roblox Experiences

by Hyebun1 May 17, 2021