Desk messaging

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!

Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.

by JustxKidding October 2, 2009

desk ass

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well

after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake

by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008

Desk Daddy

he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it

Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.

by Dat Mane Shebes January 9, 2015

Service Desk

Basically, the lowest form of life in the I.T world. If you've been working on the service desk for more than 3 months, you've given up on life.

lul service desk

by rekucunt February 5, 2019

Desk Douche

any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)

see also: side-kick douche

"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."

"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."

"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."

by sandycan January 7, 2012

desk jerk

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.

Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.

by heavyburtation April 27, 2011

Desk bone

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.

I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.

by RekanizeBlacKat December 30, 2017