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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.
Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!
by itstherealme May 21, 2019
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Banana split

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.
Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025
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Banana Split

When a dick cums in between your boobs
by emynset July 19, 2019
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Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.
-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
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7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split

When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!
by bbcbillblaster February 15, 2025
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