business up front party in the back

See mullet.

He tore off his Caterpillar hat, showing even more of his mullet hairstyle and cried "Yeah lady! It's business up front party in the back!"

by Tragnou Rosalbo October 3, 2009

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets

We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O

by Homoriffic January 1, 2007

business up front party in the back

Business: confident, presentable, serious

Party: At ease, hanging loose, flowing, always ready for a good time...

After winning the world championship lawnmower races, Earl shouted "Business up front party in the back!" with his dirty-greasy mullet flowing in the breeze. Meanwhile his competitors stood to the side cowering in defeat.

by Ryan Michael R November 19, 2007

Business Secrets Of The Pharoahs

A book published by the fictional character Mark Corriganin the British television program ‘Peep Show’. The book turns out to be a failure after Mark realises the publishing company ‘Royal London’ aren’t as professional as originally thought, leading to the book being published in a poor physical condition and lacking some of Mark’s intended content.

dobby: marks writing a book!
mark: oh it’s nothing really...
mark: BUSINESS SECRETS OF THE PHAROAHS!

by dxblxn January 20, 2019

the world's best business psychologist

A common Saying in northern Berlin.

Used to refer to Russians who have exceptionally white skin.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s come and can also be related to phenomenal beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.

"You are surly the world's best business psychologist Sophie!"
"Trank You You!"

by Ugolino July 12, 2019

Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025