Snorg Tees

An annoying advertisement on the side of Urban Dictionary.com

Dude: I was on urban I saw the most annoying advertisement ever it was called Snorg Tees

Guy: Now way man, thats low.

by Maulermaker April 18, 2011

Teneshia

n.a name in "Freek-A-Leak"

Teneshia is tha livest chick on Earth.

by Teneshia January 6, 2005

Rusty Telescope

After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope

Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.

by Cworth28 April 20, 2009

Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

telesnacker

Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.

Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this morning.

Man Nick is a total telesnacker you should of heard him chewing my ear off today.

by Wes Stone March 10, 2008

telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.

collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.

by monpriere August 30, 2010

teespurt

When the sleeves of an undershirt bulge out from the bottom of the sleeves of the shirt worn on top. See blundershirt.

Dressed in a hurry and didn't notice I was sporting a teespurt until lunch. Spent half the day looking like a dweeb.

by nrdesigner March 23, 2011