Sloppy Texter

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.

Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?

by tamUHra October 30, 2011

Roman Tesmer

he is a uncooked chicken nugget who suffers from poverty and is adopted who get beaten daily but is ripped but is still fat as hell

jesus christ your such a adopted Roman Tesmer
oh my god roman

by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

tesseract

The four-dimensional equivalent of a cube.

A person using a tesseract in three-dimensional space would be equivalent to a person using three dimensions to move through a two-dimensional universe. The laws of physics would still apply, but only on the two-dimensional scale.

by ds_k7 May 3, 2006

lol texter

type of person who uses the phrase 'lol' after almost everything in a text.

commonly found among teenagers, but among adults too who still think they're "hip and with it"

"hey whats up lol"

"yeah lol"

"where are you lol"

(phrases commonly used by the lol texter)

by Miss Watson December 16, 2009

Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.

He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.

by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018

Testarded

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

by nickthestick February 4, 2009