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temps

derived from tempo, as in to raise the tempo, temps is a word relating the group consensus with regard to an evening out on the town fuelled by alcohol. The reasons for going out can be threefold, 1:to catch tasty fresh, 2: to "duck under" or simply 3: to get rocked. In conclusion Temps is a shortened version of "are we goin out?"
Jackal A to Jackal B: "any temps tonight?"
Jackal B to Jackal A: "why certiainly young sir, i think the ubiquity of fresh ducks at the pond a.k.a. RoadHouse, is to good an opportunity to pass up...?"
Jackal A to Jackal B: "Jackaal, jackaal jackaaaaal, jackal jackal jackaaal ja-a-ckaaaaaal......domskoy"
by Canary July 8, 2003
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Tejus

A strange creature indeed. Eats cheese for a living, is more useless than man nipples, and partakes in paranormal activity. These unusual creatures are commonly found behind Safeway and Wendy's and less commonly around Starbucks, Walmart, and the library. In these locations they are usually: Getting high, eating cheese, talking about rubber duckies, playing in a trash bin, and rarely, jumping on cars. Be wary of the tejus. It is not known what their purpose is, hence being useless as man nipples. However, they are rumored to attack violently, so I recommend to GTFO if you see a tejus.
Bill and Nick are having a nice Lunch at Wendy

Bill: Hey what the fuck is that guy doing he's jumping on cars and smoking some weed or something? Wtf??

Nick: Must be a tejus. We gotta get the fuck outta here before he starts jumping on our car

Bill: yeah

Bill and nick zoom away
by FluffyBunny666 July 10, 2015
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terushima

Terushima is a character from the anime called "Haikyuu" and he is one of the best characters ever, he is funny, beautiful, brave and all you would ever want. In general his whole team is amazing. AND hes also super attractive. The best leader johzenji could ask for just overrall johzenji has been one of my fav teams so far I love how down to earth they are.
"Terushima is my favourite haikyuu character."
by tzutsu123 September 12, 2020
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Temis

Commonly seen as a firm heterosexual male who deep down is a clear homosexual. A Temis would commonly compensate for their sexuality by boasting about the female relations he recently had. They are also known to communicate in a non caring 'fake' manner in order to gain more socialisation with his 'friends'.
A: I went to a club and there was women like you wouldn't believe.
B: Did you score?
A: A few girls but that's just how it is with me.
B: *rolls eyes* Sure Temis.
by weeeezy April 12, 2010
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Temis

asshole who doesnt make any sense,

says one thing and then does another.

crap boyfriend who doesnt care, try, commit.

god damn you.
girl1.'wow that temis guy is really anal'
girl2."Duh, its a temis"
girl3."remind me to not go out with him"
by temis is gay June 29, 2009
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Temis

a cool loving person. who is a real back stabber
with a large fish.
I have a Temis in my roof again! oh nooooes AHAHAHAHAHA
DI :P
by ffgfgfg June 21, 2009
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temu

Temu is the nices person u could meet
Temu u are nice
by Temu January 10, 2018
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