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teenager

One between the ages of 13 and 19.9. Most of them wish to drop out of school, have underage sex, become lazyasses, and remain stupid for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying all of them are like this, though. I'm 14 and am absolutely not like this.
About 90% of all teenagers are dumbasses.
by dj gs68 July 23, 2003
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Teenager

Some of the most annoying, stupid, insufferable people I will ever know. I know this because I'm one of them.

Gay is the only adjective they know and they go around constantly doing the stupidest things.

Of course, we aren't all like this. A select few actually have some rational thinking skills. Unfortunately, a few bad eggs spoils the batch, as the saying goes.
by Chowder183 October 7, 2012
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teenagers

The people who single handedly ruined the internet.
Thanks for fuckin' up one the greatest things on earth, stupid ass teenagers.
by OMG wtf lol pwned bitch May 13, 2006
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teenager

1/16 oz. of cocaine.
We broke up the teenager into four lines, and Johnny snorted up all four.
by smartbomb May 13, 2005
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teenagers

There are about 2 types of teenagers:

1. Your clean cut "nice" teenagers. These teenagers act more like young ladies and gentlemen, have a job, are involved in some sport or hobby, get good grades, love MTV, read Seventeen magazine like it is the Bible, and their whole life is centered around that prom and getting their drivers license. They like to listen to the latest pop hits and idolize teen idols. These are the ones that are probably going to end up like successful adults.

2. Your rebellious "misunderstood" teenagers. These are the ones that are hitting the parties, having sex, being involves with drugs, drinking, pot, gangs, start a band, spend some time in juvvi, and the media makes a big deal out of them. They may appear hopeless, but they have experience the "real world" faster than the ones that are the "goody goody" prom going teenagers, which their lives center around high school and the mall. Many of them change to be successful adults as well.
Teenagers are different in many ways, but they all grow up eventually.
by kyster23 June 7, 2011
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teenager

Noun
Someone around the ages of 12-17 or 13-19.
Teenager:
I'm 12 and I think us teenagers should rule over the world.
by 13thirteen October 30, 2004
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Teenager

someone who is age 13-19, or an adolescent. most teens go through depression even though they have relatively good lives (even me). a lot of emo and punk bands are made by depressed teens. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to:
1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight)
(most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking)
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around)
4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to be like them. their rules force you to do things and u cant do anything about it. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, DONT TRY TO BE LIKE THE "POPULAR' KIDS IN SCHOOL. while they bitch about how cool they are, while they are insecure inside, you, the "unpopular" one will actually be getting somewhere in life. they are usually the ones that will be flipping burgers while you become succesful.
by conservative February 11, 2007
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