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Technoblade

He is:

The Blood god
A nerd with hots elbows
#1 in potatos
The 2nd worst thing to happen to those orphans
Just peppa pig on steroids

he has 3.41 million subs on youtube pogchamp
"It stays in the pit"
-Technoblade
by bloodforthebloodgod November 13, 2020
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Technoblade

The blade never dies 😭😭
Technoblade is a god wgo won a lot of minecraft shit he was like our mentor our family we love him seeya
Hey do you know where technoblade is at
Hes busy killing god
by just wild July 16, 2022
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Technoblade

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude
My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*
by Box that one gay kid July 4, 2022
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Technoblade

I Pig, Who Never dies, Hates/Kills Orphans. Technoblade Hates Government And Wants To/ Destroys Government
by Mightyair3310 January 10, 2021
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Technoblade

A famous minecraft youtuber who has 6.5 million subs on youtube. Known for being very good at Minecraft skywars, bedwars, Minecraft monday, and is one of the people on the Dream SMP.
by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021
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Technoblade

friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
by randompersonhahahahah June 21, 2021
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Technoblade

A YouTuber that started by making Minecraft videos. He joined on YouTube at late 2013. He's known for his confidence, his hot elbows, his sarcastic comments and his critical thinking.

He also had a YouTube channel before it, where he uploaded tf2 and such. He deleted/privated his former channel.

There's also a meme of him - "happy birthday". People started spamming in the comments "happy birthday", while getting lots of likes and making Techno annoyed.
"welcome guys to another episode of the hunger games!"

"I sure hope they bring back spec chat. "
"happy birthday Technoblade"
by Despacito1337 November 25, 2016
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