tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

Taneda

Sexy bitch

Hey there's a Taneda!

by PBandNOJ March 4, 2011

Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.

Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip

by zuggerpest October 15, 2018

Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019

Tinted Yellows

a colloquially used nickname for the fruit "orange", popularly used in Canada and some US states that border Canada

"Hey, before we do butt-stuff, can you pass me some Tinted Yellows?"

"Jimmy your mom is literally in the room next to us, also put your pants back on."

by Mike Hawk 069 February 27, 2019

Taited

When you tell everyone you’re fine at 9am after your 4th gram but really you’re not.

He said he was ok but gong by that photo, he’s taited.

by Boomz123 June 5, 2020

tanneder

Tanneder “ when a person thinks they have a tan and someone more tanned comes along and destroys their dreams”

I was thinking I got tanned from sitting in the sun all day but my already tanned friend sat in the sun for a minute & now he’s tanneder than I am

by Caramel&Vanilla June 25, 2020