Tandemic

The fake tan trend slowly taking over the world.

With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.

"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"

"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

Tanel

Someone who always makes the mistake of attacking something that he severely underestimates. Normally ends in his own demise and masterbating with his own tears as lubricant

Tanel fucked up again

by Celeborn May 2, 2020

tandem bike

Referring to someone who has been fucking two best friends, either consecutively or simultaneously. Can be a girl or guy.

Have you heard about her? After she broke up with Josh she started fucking Will.
Yeah, she's a tandem bike

by whatevvs666 October 6, 2011

tendel

Tskji's girlfriend

Person 1-Hey do you know who tendel is?
Person 2 -Yeah she's tskji's girlfriend how tf you not know this smh
Person 1- well she's beautiful
Person 2 - yea ik but she's tskji's doe

by VnkNown221 June 3, 2021

The Tandem

The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.

Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.

Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.

by Alan, Jason, Travis July 2, 2008

tander

a term only used by people that can handle the pressure of using it...it means like cool or steller...the oppisite of snarky

Oh thats hella tander dude

by Stella Gella July 11, 2003

tandela

Tandela is a special chicken, and usually in her natural habitat spends her time dancing and waiting for texts from her friends. However her friends don't answer her so she becomes very impatient often sends multiple texts. She always gives hugs and is often a very happy person. Sometimes though she can be very very sarcastic.

"Tandela was annoyed that i didn't respond to her texts, so she started to dance with rage."

by Ash browning March 31, 2018