Taliban

A group of extreme terrorists located in the Middle East who use weapons given to them by the U.S.A. to fend off communists. Widely known for shooting Ak-47s straight up into the air. What they shoot at is unknown, possibly heaven?? Also, you know you are being ambushed by the Taliban when you hear aloo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loooo!

Houston: "We have a small unidentified object coming towards your way."
Astronaut: "Where is it coming from?"
Houston: "Looks like Pakistan."
Astronaut: "Shit it's a bullet; i just got shot!"
Houston: God damn those Taliban!"

by Hitler'sAmbition37 August 27, 2009

Taliate

Verb: To do something to someone causing them to REtaliate.

Taliated
Taliating

I told Jim not to taliate me, but he kept flicking my head so I punched him in the throat.

by Coreystorytime June 5, 2014

Talaina

A girl African American or Hispanic, usually shy at first, outgoing, flirty with the best personality you can ever dream of.
Incredibly beautiful, smart sexy as hell, popular but only fuck with a few, has an hour glass figure with a big juicy titties and booty, every guy wants her but can't have, no one could ever walk past her without looking back twice.

Nick: Damn did you see that new girl Talaina?
Victor: Yea, she's sexy as hell, ima try to get the number bruh

by Jayden99787 April 5, 2015

talding

When someone happens to be both tall and balding, In some instances the talding person may also play dead by daylight

That poor man is talding, get him a wig.

by Definatelynotmudkip September 17, 2019

Talia Special

When a man sleeps in the same bed as a woman but does not engage in any intercourse .

Nick pulled the Talia Special with Emma last night. He was pissed they didn’t get to fuck but they both fell asleep right away.

by Jbreen21 May 4, 2022

Safety Taliban

Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way, shape or form.

Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

talia

perfect, amazing, wonderful, greatest in the world

Mom, i got a talia score on my math test!

by luckiest person in the world October 29, 2010