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tainterator 

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.
tainterator by Teabagette May 4, 2005

Taint Week 

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.
I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.
Taint Week by leonangelo December 31, 2010

taint knockers 

Man! I got some really good pussy last night and my taint knockers are sore.
taint knockers by Heat 375 June 8, 2014

taint goop 

the goop that comes from the crevice between the ballsack and the asshole
damn cooper you got so much taint goop.
taint goop by goyotoyo April 24, 2016

taint clacking 

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.
Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

Spicy Taint Musk 

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.
She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.