Relatively inexpensive Mexican-
style fast food restaurant. Food served is often
cheap and enjoyable, although it also has a notorious
reputation for rapidly digesting and leading to explosive diarrhea.
Typical stages of trip to Taco
Bell1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any
hot sauces placed on said meal
may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom,
pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed
6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible
gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
