Triple Coned

Getting it in all orifices

Man , they just got triple coned

by EstelleD October 4, 2018

Triple Charlie Tango

A yearly canoe/kayak trip taken down the majestic Cedar Creek in cedar jungles in the Kingdom of New Jeruz. This is not a regular canoe/kayak trip, this is trip where a group of specially chosen salty derelicts kick the ever loving shit out of their livers whilst a smile and grin are ever present. Physical Fighting your group members is often tolerated and sabotage of watercraft is encouraged. Insults and drunken humor are the only means of communication with this surly bunch.At the end of this day nobody says goodbye and there is little or no speaking whilst leaving the rendezvous point until the next year.

Last year I got so lit at Triple Charlie Tango, I woke up next to a shaved pig, I didn't even notice that I was staring into mirror.

by King Jeruz July 28, 2019

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021

Triple Cripple

A 3s team in World of Warcraft where the entire purpose is to annoy the enemy team by focusing on movement impairing affects.

Oh no, it's that triple cripple team again. Last game with these guys lasted 15 minutes.

by Vaanx May 5, 2021

Triple-Cross

Backstabbing through entrapment

luring a friend into being crossed is to double-cross/betray, then actually crossing them is a triple cross.

Billy shot a stranger - he crossed him
Bobby shot a friend - he double-crossed him
Quaddy said he wanted to meet up with his old 'friend' and shot him - he triple-crossed him

A successful undercover cop is a double-crosser.
An undercover cop who encourages crime / entraps - is a triple-crosser

by OnlyQuaddy October 27, 2022

Triple Chinyrd Skynrd

A very fat person who has memorized the song “Free Bird” by Lynrd Skynrd.

“Holy shit man, when that guy got on stage I didn’t think he would sing so well!” “Yeah, he’s a triple Chinyrd Skynrd!”

by Schmonkeyy October 7, 2023

The Detroit Triple Combo Special

The act of laying pipe, laying pipe, and laying pipe; that is to say, all three definitions of the idiom "laying pipe" (having anal sex, taking a large shit, and breaking someone's kneecaps with a pipe) are combined into one beautiful activity. This event can often be seen taking place between the inebriated, homeless, and/or crackheads of Detroit, hence the naming.

Michigan dweller 1: "Hey man you're an M and a shit guy, right?"
Michigan dweller 2: "Hell yeah!"
Michigan dweller 1: "Well I found this crackhead chick who said she'd give you The Detroit Triple Combo Special for only 40 bucks!"
Michigan dweller 2: "Damn dude, this'll be the best birthday of my life!"

by xXSwagDaddy69Xx September 11, 2022