Tossed Paper Salad

When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.

last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer

by Catochi3 January 8, 2008

tosseroonie

One who exhibits the classic habits of a tosser but in magnified form.
Australian slang peculiar to South-East Queensland.

Quentin is a tosser.
Yeah, but Roger is a total tosseroonie.

by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004

Golden Tossed Salad

When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.

"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"

by Booger Blaster May 1, 2010

bloody tosser

Used in the form of (wanker) it is a commonly used british swear word most recently used in the *dissaperance of madeleine mcane doc* on netflix

You seriously cheated on me .....bloody tosser

by Xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxxoox March 26, 2019

tossed tater salad

When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.

My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!

by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006

coin-tosser

A person who changes sexual preferences and sexual identities alot. Someone who will become attracted to same sex gender at the flip of a switch, or "tossing of the coin". Someone who will randomly change their entire sexual identity without much thought (ie Hetero to Drag queen).

"Oh no! Donna, why is my boyfriend Dave sucking Bob's dick?" "Amy, didn't you know he was a coin-tosser when you met him? Yesterday he was dressed in drag and kissing my mother."

by Faqa U July 16, 2008

Tosser

A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...

Lucas Leiva is a tosser.

by red_man May 29, 2014