Thong Jerk

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.

Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Thong Burn

When a thong leaves a rash in the buttcrack.

I have an irritating rash in my buttcrack from my thong.

by Loryn July 1, 2005

Thong Shot

After performing Thong Sex the man pulls out and shoots his load over the girl's thong.

He shot his load all over her tight little thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Thong Cracka

A white Australian

American black dude, yo look at that thong cracka and his stupid thongs and aussie flag t shirt go back to Australia you thong cracka bitch !

by JyahC November 16, 2010

thong doing you wrong

A phrase one will ask another when there seems to be an issue with their panties based on the way they are walking

Lisa: "Why are you walking like that? Is your thong doing you wrong?"
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

thong painter

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment

Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.

by whorebageriser March 21, 2010

thong hoe

a woman whose thong manages to be seen anytime at random. Usually when one wears low-rise jeans and bends over to reveal the color and brand of their thong.(Just to mention, this person is not a HOE just because their underwear is showing, they are aimply a THONG hoe.)

"I think i'm going to ask Lisa out on a date."
"Why, dude, she's such a thong hoe?"

"Okay, i think i'm going to where a belt tonight, i dont want to be the thong hoe of the party."

"Omg, do you see that girl over there talking to that guy?"
"Yeah, the one wearing the same underwear as me?"
"See! That's my point, she is such a thong hoe."

by Sarahni January 9, 2008