fungus kitchen

Vagina

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.

by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017

Fungus Clapper

It’s the process of clapping your bitch so hard she forms a yellow bacteria on her anus.

Britney: Last night my boyfriend did the fungus clapper on me.

by Dave Fungus February 23, 2021

fungus amongus

When you feel like shit after smoking old/bad weed.

Yeah, she doesn't smoke anymore since she got that fungus amongus from chris' bowl.

by toke oner July 3, 2006

Internet Fungus

Internet fungus (N): one who habitually uses a PC for 3 hours or more, kind of like they are growing mold on the computer.

There are many habitual Internet Funguses that can be found in the public library, refusing to leave when someone else wants to use the computer.

by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004

Fuck Fungus

Dirty fungus that appears on the ceiling after you have had sex for way too long in the shower. It more often appears as yellow dots. Please clean this up immediately, for it is incredibly disgusting. If left for too long it can be toxic.

Aww gawd, you got your Fuck Fungus all over me!

by digitalpacman December 13, 2008

dungus-fungus

another word for shrooms because as we all know mushrooms is fungus and it grows on poop

lookie lookie bro i scored us some dungus-fungus
dude wtf you those grow on cow shit right?

by P∑Ω¡sMuƒƒan October 1, 2009

rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005