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got took!

to get beat down or taken out by someone.
Oh my gosh Mike Tyson got took!

Wow! Doctor Octopus got took by SpiderMan!
by cser2 October 22, 2009
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The Poop That Took A Pee

A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.
Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.
by MrMeatwad33 August 1, 2010
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took a screenshot

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.
Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”
by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020
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ney took er derbs

Redneck for They took our jobs!
1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way
"We started a lemonade stand and the people from out future took it over"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"
by boshi January 27, 2005
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Took it too far

A term used for when someone takes a joke that was previously funny, "too far," to the point where it's no longer funny and/or awkward.
Can be used as an alternative for "killed it"
1. You: Getting hit in the knees turns you gay guys!

Quinn : So you must've been pulverized by a hammer! Lolz

You: ...Took it too far.

2. You: Yo Neil Patrick Harris is gay!!

Quinn: With his mom?

You: Took it too far.
by I Rather Not Be You October 4, 2009
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Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"
Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?
by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015
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Tookah

It's a type of weed in Florida.

Keep in mind that TOOKA and TOOKAH are two different things.
Person #1: Ayo cuh, let me hit some of that Tookah.

Person #2: Say Less
by Aaliyah Dukes June 14, 2021
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