by THE HOV October 22, 2011
Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass
Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"
by Captain_Skittles January 20, 2016
A popular intertainer / douche bag often flexes his slightly existent abs in the changing rooms he is also only attracted to men and has particular interests in a other homosexual Noah hensby Noah is a paedophile he is refered as a ginger nonce by many people and likes to hug and kiss teddie.
by Loldude yourmum October 21, 2018
A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth
by magulon February 19, 2018
I walked in on my brother last night to find him sowing his seed in my carebear - I didn't know he was a Teddy Fucker
by Darrenh July 07, 2006
A word to mean a man/guy who is chubby, cute and cuddly. They are usually tall with exotic names. If a Teddy Bear has a girlfriend, she will never refer to him by his real name but only by "Teddy Bear". They are very lovable and give free hugs and free teddy bears.
by SunnyTeddyBear September 14, 2014
Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.
Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test
by academy2014 September 29, 2011