Technoblade

A pig who stabs orphans for fake internet points

Orphan A: This game is so fun!-
Technoblade: HELLOOOOOO (proceeds to stab to death)

by MvNobody March 3, 2021

Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021

Technoblade

A killer pig who spares no life technoblade is a fucking badass who fucking killed Tommyinnit in (Minecraft) Technoblade is so cool that he said (Tommy Go get a fucking life)

Technoblade Hates Kids

by Marshmallow1234455677 May 3, 2022

Technoblade

A content creator who has passed away and will live in our hearts for genorations

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"

by Luca_gamin November 7, 2022

Technoblade

A fucking legend

RIP Technoblade

by anonymous July 1, 2022

Technoblade

update
dead
orphans
u r missed

Technoblade never dies!

by everynameItriedcouldn'tbeused April 26, 2023

technoblade

is a great warrior pig who make Minecraft videos

did you technoblade's video last night he is a very good fighter

by gold cat;) April 8, 2021