Technoblade

The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans

Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade

by Toxitivi_tea frogs April 18, 2021

Technoblade

Your above average gigachad that is capable of obliterating an orphanage with one word, even beyond the grave, R.I.P, he can destroy dream in a 1v1

Technoblade is a gigachad

by GigaV1nce September 6, 2022

Technoblade

A minecraft player who will never truly die.

Did you hear about Technoblade? It's so sad...

by AidenTM27 July 14, 2022

Technoblade

Potato King, Pig, Anarchist

Technoblade is the best man!

by I AM BEST November 27, 2022

TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021

Technoblade

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude

My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*

by Box that one gay kid July 4, 2022

Technoblade

Never dies

Ex. Bob: Technoblade died~
Joe: Shut the fuck up, technoblade never dies

by Ilamanda July 16, 2022