Technoblade

Your above average gigachad that is capable of obliterating an orphanage with one word, even beyond the grave, R.I.P, he can destroy dream in a 1v1

Technoblade is a gigachad

by GigaV1nce September 06, 2022

TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021

Technoblade

The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans

Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade

by Toxitivi_tea frogs April 18, 2021

Technoblade

Rest in peace, today marks 1 year, truly heartbreaking, wish his family the best<//3

Person 1: "Technoblade died today last year"
Person 2: "oh"

by Starz4scar July 01, 2023

Technoblade

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude

My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*

by Box that one gay kid July 05, 2022

Technoblade

update
dead
orphans
u r missed

Technoblade never dies!

by everynameItriedcouldn'tbeused April 26, 2023

Technoblade

The second worse thing that happened to those orphans AKA BLOOD GOD

Technoblade is the kid of phil

by dreamSMP November 22, 2020