Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.

"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"

by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011

Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 21, 2019

pot-tardy

A person acting erratically, irately and showing signs of withdrawal due to lack of use of Pot

by Pot Head December 07, 2002

Ree Tardy Oswald

The testosterone deficient young man who shall not be named that was a notably bad shot who tried to kill former President Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13th, 2024. Unfortunately, he did succeed in killing an innocent firefighter before having his head blown off.

Damn, you’re so bad at shooting that you look like Ree Tardy Oswald

by Sharkinator627 July 22, 2024

International Tardiness Day

December 6.

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.

by Jan Karlo December 09, 2022

ardy tardy

Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.

Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy

by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015

Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 03, 2022