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when you are in pain because someone shattered your goddamn heart. i. e. Jose, Alex V.
dumbass man: bruhh i just can't get over her fine ass.
dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.
by skrtskrrrttt August 27, 2019
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Simping is leaving ur guys for a girl.Such as choosing her over your bro just because ur horny.If your boy wants to facetime with u and you dont because your chatting to a girl your simping.
Aptula simping with olivia and leaving his bros.Going against bro before hoes
by riskyasav March 21, 2020
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Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.
PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.
by shochina August 23, 2007
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When your thinking about her late at night with sad music blasting, and you knowing that she will never feel the same way about you.
Friend: Bro, you good?

Me: Yeah just cant stop Simpin' about her

Friend: It's ok man, there are others out there
by Skask December 27, 2019
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Simpin' (verb): When a person is acting like a simp - someone who's being a bot.
Friend: Simpin' isn't a real world, stop using it.
Woke person: Bro, you're straight up simpin' right now. Stop talking to me...
by AECee January 8, 2020
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A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars
Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping
by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020
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Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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