fi-swiping

Using your neighbors wi-fi so you don't have to pay for wireless internet.

By fi-swiping from the apartment next door, Jim could almost affort to stop illegally downloading MP3's

by steve garvey August 17, 2008

shit swiping

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.

Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!

by AsianMeatMissil May 27, 2017

Sweting like a pedo in court

Cornish Slang Cornwall England) to swet like hell)

Boy A I'm sweting like a pedo in court
Boy B well u would if u have been playing football(English Football)

by Ann The Ginger Man February 13, 2009

swining

Stringing pigs on a line, like a strand of perals.

I've been swining all night! Here's your strand of pigs.

by Harleypig September 1, 2011

Swiper no swiping

Pedophile,don't rape me

Swiper no swiping I'm gay
swiper no swiping JB!

by No scooping turkey! May 14, 2015

Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.

Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."

by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012

Switting

The act of Swaping Spit AKA kissing

"I saw them switting in the mall last week."

by GunnysGirl August 19, 2012