not too swift

a phrase describing a bad, or poor decision.

I sold my house in 1977 for $72,000 and today (2007) it's worth over one million ... not too swift.

by jcbrez October 8, 2007

Taylor Swift'd

When giving sexual pleasure to another person (male or female) and they stop you to tell you that some from a past sexual encounters was better then you at said act and then they let you finish what you were doing to them.

Last night I went down on him and he stopped me and said "I'm gonna let you finish but Kim gave the best head ever"
I never been so taylor swift'd before.

by Jb3oh3 September 16, 2009

SwIfted

To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift

(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy

(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him

(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show

(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!

by ThatMusicGroup5 April 12, 2015

swift dash

When the popo on their way and you gotta get away.

Bob: fuck cops coming , let's make a swift dash.
Ryan: yeah let's run

by Definingyourwords January 6, 2017

swiftgron

The ship name of Taylor Swift and Dianna Agron. Swiftgrons believe that taylor and dianna were in a secret gay relationship.

person a: taylor swift tweeted about watching glee because someone told her they were going to do one of her songs. they never sang any of her songs, but there was a sex scene between dianna and naya!

person b: i bet dianna told taylor to watch it to make her jealous

person: yeah, i love swiftgron

by the party don’t start October 22, 2020

Sliptext

When you send a text to someone which you were supposed to send to someone else about them

Logan : this girl sliptext me bro
Mike: what’s that?
Logan : oh she’s mistakenly sent me a text she was supposed to send her friend about me

by K2SosisFlour January 19, 2022

Phil Swift

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9

"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015

by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018