Swimmer's blowjob 

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.

Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.

Swimmer's blowjob by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016

Swimmer's balls 

Similar to diaper rash from wearing a damp bathing suit for too long

Holy fuck I have the worst swimmer's balls right now. I should have changed after swimming!

Swimmer's balls by Nipzie July 30, 2016

Swill Swimmer 

A person lacking in good looks, usually found skulking in dark corners of bars and clubs awaiting an inebriated passerby to kidnap.

There I was, minding my own, enjoying a nice drink and a boogie, when I woke up in a strange room and realised I'd been swill swimming.

Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!

Swill Swimmer by Bear75 February 9, 2009

Active Swimmer 

Somebody very active in the gay watersports community

Person 1: Hey! I heard that you’re an active swimmer.

Person 2: Yeah. I spend on day watching piss kink videos on Reddit.

Active Swimmer by PatForPrez August 21, 2022

sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy

look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!

sam simmers by bestever! June 7, 2011

Swimmer's ear 

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

Swimmer's ear by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Blue Swimmer 

An Australian $10 note. Blue: because of it's blue colour, and Swimmer: because of the watery theme layed down with the AU$20 note Lobster

Cobber 1: "Hey mate, i'm short a coupla bucks, you got a fiver spare?"
Cobber 2: "Nah mate, i've only got a blue swimmer"

Blue Swimmer by Capt_Bat June 16, 2010