Shifter

One who has a DySfUnCtIoNaL ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh ThEiR ShIfT KeY. They think it's cool. NEWS FLASH: It's not. What, did you skip elemetary school?

Me: Hey. Whats up?
You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?
Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.

by MBequalsHeart November 17, 2005

Mud Shifter

Bum, Rectal System,

Oooof, I think i've got gravy stains in me boxers after that arse tornado! Best get me gloves on, i'm sure there are some brown dumplings around the rim of me mud shifter!

by bungs the bungle March 15, 2010

swiffered

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.

Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"

by Cookingood April 2, 2004

swinterbush

A woman who grows out a winterbush during the summer months.

Hey honey, please get your swinterbush waxed before we leave for our beach vacation.

by Winter Bush Inspector (WBI) January 13, 2010

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

swifferphobia

A fear/disliking of Taylor Swift fans, known as swifties. Symptoms range from headaches, severe migraines, eye ache or ear ache when coming into contact with swifties (online or in-person). The fear can be so great, you may even have hallucinations or nightmares of these ‘people’.

Person 1: I just got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, want to come?
Person 2: I can’t come, there will be swifties there and I suffer from swifferphobia.

by Alexa Bee June 19, 2022

Shitty Shifter

The act of a lesbian going anal with any type of shift lever.

You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!

by not batman... ok fine batman. May 8, 2011