sweaty diarrhea

explosive shit that makes you sweat with waves of nauceousness. it feels like your insides are being shredded and burned. you feel as though you are going to die. the worst place to have it is school and work. it usually comes back to haunt you repeatedly.

my life flashed before my eyes as the sweaty diarrhea pains came over me

by shittyshit January 17, 2011

Sweaty Megan

Quite simply, a girl in a nightclub/bar that comes on way too strongly in a club, and who's behaviour can be considered to be 'over keen'.

Pete: Why didn't you go there bro? You were in, surely?!
Glyn: Nah, she was a bit of a Sweaty Megan
Pete: Ah, shocker...

by Hawkeye247 August 17, 2014

sweaty guy

A hot and sexy person

Hey there sweaty guy your looking prety sweaty

by fuentesjacob March 1, 2009

sweaty nerd

Pale, un showered, bespectacled male between the ages of 16 and 40 that live in their mother's home and play WoW all day.

Typically these nerds are try hards and rage quit frequently. They can normally be seen wearing nerdy headsets and yelling at their computers.

Mom: dinner is ready
Nerd: I can't come down I'm in the middle of a super important raiding party!!!
Mom: get off of your lazy fat ass you sweaty nerd and get a real job! and get out of my house you're 30 years old!!
Nerd: *rolls eyes* ok whatever mom.....

by inomorethanyou August 5, 2014

Yikes sweaty

The deep breath obnoxious people let out before the conversation goes over the cliff. Irony doesn't save you from being part of the problem.

Yikes sweaty lot to unpack there.

by Troi_Baker January 11, 2022

Sweaty mike

Defines a person who is a sweaty try hard.

Jackson is like sweaty mike.

by Shrek6910283 October 15, 2016

sweaty pad

when a female pig sucks you off

''oh my god, had a right good sweaty pad last night''

''ur sick''

by Ben richardson June 2, 2007