Suzanne it

To divide a pizza into just four quarter slices instead of the usual six or eight. The benefit of this is to enable the diner to pick up a quarter slice, fold it half and so eat the pizza without the toppings falling off.

"How many slices shall I cut your pizza?"
"Just Suzanne it. The toppings are a bit loose!"

by Stewster the bear July 23, 2023

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National Sugondia Remembrance Day

A day of reflection and celebration for the changes we have all gone through. Starting on November 26, 2018, National Sugondia Remembrance Day began with a text alerting the racist members of the The Webb Schools of California of the consequences of their actions. A joke gone too far, labeling a fellow peer as sugondian was the shot heard ‘round the world that led to the infamous Jackson Library Meeting. Jake Baiz dared to compliment Justice Thomas’ ethnic background. Japanese, Black, and finally... Sugondese. To commemorate the efforts and brotherhood that followed this action, we must all come together as young men and honor each other in spite of those assistant head of schools that would like to see us perish. Now I’ll leave you with this question as you remember your fallen clique members... What’s sugondese?

Student 1: Hey what are you doing to celebrate National Sugondia Remembrance Day?

Student 2: I’m flying out to Sugondia to build a library for the children

Student 1: Cool, I’m having a mock Clique meeting with my friends. I got the role as Ethan Sego, the late one.

Student 2: Cool, last year I got to play Shane Albert, the Beta one who gave in to the administrators when he get scared.

by A$APMexico November 28, 2019

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