surf-brah

a person who shreds the gnar

Look at all of those surf-brahs out on the ocean!

by sandsino October 22, 2008

surf and turf circle jerk

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate

Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol

by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

Surf City

1. The nickname of Huntington Beach.
2. Not Santa Cruz

Let's file a lawsuit to determine who owns the rights to Surf City!

by Al Alson September 19, 2005

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

Surf N Turf

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

by Sean MacDonald August 14, 2008

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts June 22, 2016