sucrosemaid is literally such an angel yet such a vibe as well. she’s so fucking sweet but is a boss at the same time. she tagged me in a “u: i had a rlly bad da-“ “me bc h deserve sm better:” and i literally cried for a lil bit. LITERALLY NO ONE HAS TAGGED ME IN ONE YET SHE HAS. WE LITERALLY ONLY MET A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND STILL DID. i appreciate her sm and if u don’t like her we’re throwing hands.
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After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.
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These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
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These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good suprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
by diehard_86 May 26, 2006
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While eatin his curry crisps, the young Satin Slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a Bangalore Suprise. In the movie Kill Bill, Bill's brother dies as a result of a Bangalore Suprise. Because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss's home a Bangalore Suprise.
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