Three-months sunglasses

Noun (only plural)

1. Overtly expensive 'designer' sunglasses (Dior, Klein et al), named as so because they are to be worn only for three months, after that they are out of fashion.
2. Any overtly expensive fashion product expected to run out of fashion in limited time.
3. Any piece of art bought only because of the name associated with it and not the piece of art itself.
4. Sunglasses associated with three months.
1. 'Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior glasses for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't wear them any more because it was out of fashion.'
2. Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior anal lube for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't use it any more because it was out of fashion.'
3. 'This Mondriaan here is the prize item of my collection, I'm extremely positive I would have bought for enough money to sustain a third world country for six months any-how if the artist wasn't famous. If you do not see this, you know nothing of art.'
4. I hate it when there are three-months sunglasses in my prawns on the barbie.
by Lajla July 11, 2008
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Lemonade Sunglasses

The act of drinking straight cordial or sweet beverage syrup without mixers such as water for a desired effect upon the brain.

Also used as a cheap alternative to drugs such as amphetamines or alcohol.
Trent: "Lets go get some lemonade sunglasses"
Kev: "F#&k yeah"
Trent: "Drink that sh$t straight!"
Kev: "Yeah, {it} makes you loopy! It's cheap as!"
by Joanna Anthony October 25, 2008
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Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.
- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
by Jota ahahahaha July 20, 2012
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giant sunglass bitch

When a , bitchy, rich entitled woman or teenage girl wears giant dark sunglasses and doesnt take them off when inside (especially when ordering at Starbucks). The sunglass lenses are enormous and cover half her face. The size of the sunglasses is directly proportional to the level of bitchiness. GSB for short. similar to rehab glasses.
Check out the blonde chick over there who cut in line at starbucks and is being rude to the barista. Shes still wearing those huge dark sunglasses! What a giant sunglass bitch.
by dwyooaj September 18, 2012
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Free Pair of Sunglasses

Headbutt someone on the nose giving them 2 black eyes.
by Wohzza February 05, 2018
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over sized sunglasses

Very LARGE sunglasses that you wear over your eyes or in this case practically over your face. But they do look cute and they're great for people with big eyes or if you haven't slept much and are on the go.
Dior makes nice over sized sunglasses.
by L0VE January 22, 2006
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