time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

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National Suck a Dick Day

April 25

Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?

by Rosey rosey rose April 23, 2019

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International Suck a Dick Day

The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.

Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?

by WisestOfMan June 25, 2017

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Whatever Sucks You're Dick

Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.

Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.

by Watermelonjuice January 13, 2011

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suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.

Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!

by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018

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suck his dick already

A phrase often used on a male who is giving excessive praise to another male. It can also be used with females but it makes more sense with males.

John: Bro, did you see Tyrone dunk that ball!?
Malik: Yeah bro, that was great!
John: Not just great man, that was fantastic, Tyrone is the best.
John: Noone can stop Tyrone, he's a beast, freaking awesome.
Malik: Damn dude, suck his dick already!

by Gee Sauce June 21, 2017

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