Stabby

The emotion of wanting to stab someone

I feel Stabby

by Mackenzieaeesomneess February 2, 2015

Stabby stabby

An expression used before/after stabbing someone... accept it’s ok because you said stabby stabby first. Often used by crazed children or people who are crazed to begin with

Josh: *exists*
Melissa: *has knife* *stabs josh*

STABBY STABBY!

by Toxk March 7, 2020

stubbed toeing

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011

serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.

person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard

by UM North Quad April 11, 2010

stubborn turd

An especially annoying piece of faecal matter that will try its damndest to stay in your anus, as if clinging on to life itself. Blood vesels may be burst trying to shift one of these bastards, be careful!

Oh my God, half an hour it took me to drop that stubborn turd from my arse, but boy was it worth the wait!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

stabby

-adj. describing feelings of hostility or mean temper, usually related to misfortune or high stress. Originates from the fact the stabbing someone or something seems unusually rational when one is in a stabby mood.

Child rearing can make an overworked mom feel downright stabby. Don't tell CPS (child protective services).

by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010