stranglebation

the act of masturbating while cutting off air suppy to one's neck by means of a foreign object such as a cord or bathrobe tie.

i came so hard while stranglebating yesterday, i almost passed out!

by emily walford February 14, 2005

Love Triangle

A situation that involves 3 people in which each person is attracted to (or in love with) a different person in the triangle; typically all feelings are one-sided causing situations of frustration and sometimes hilarity depending on the context.

"Hey did you hear Sarah asked John to the dance? He turned her down hard."

"Omg no way! I'll bet he wants to go with Amy. Too bad she's crushing hard on Sarah!"
"Man love triangles are confusing..."

by Howie P March 30, 2021

Triangle back

When a girl has shoulders like a bear that are fucking wide as hell and a tiny ass waist that doesnt match up at all. WHAT THE FUCK!

Crystal Weigel is a fucking triangle back

by Bobbbbbbbbbbbafhjiawhfvaiow;'g January 16, 2009

Triangle Terd Cutter

When an old lady/man has a flat ass shaped like an upside down triangle.

Check out that chicks triangle terd cutter.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010

Hermuda Triangle

The area on a women leg that still has a little bit of hair on it as a result of improper neglect during the shaving process. Often is a site of supernatural phenomenon, including loopholes in the space-time continuum.

Noah: Look as that Hermuda Triangle!
Elie: Dude, that thing is huge, she must of been flying a plane or something when she shaved those things!

by Trash-Can-Man June 6, 2010

The Strangler

1)A mythical serial killer from Glasweigan folklore. Supposedly the Strangler was once called was a six feet tall imposing figure better known as who was quite fond of an ancient scottish bru known as 'The swally'. According to folklore The Strangler was quite fond of gripping a mates neck during copulation , which he denies was intentional. He was frequently known for stalking his prey into houses then being locked out and sleeping in the pishing rain for two hours. He was once rumored to have even inflicted some pishing rain upon himself. He also betrayed his whole city and refused point blank to give up the swally , resulting in everyone dying.

'ir you the strangler'

by mountvernontechnoforce August 31, 2013

Dodge Triangle

A desired sexual act in which a partner kneeling behind the other, reaches underneath the legs gripping both the scrotum and erect penis of a male and then proceeds to pull them back until they face said partner. This forms what looks like an upside down triangle, with the testicles and penis. This formation is otherwise known as the dodge triangle. Once the triangle is formed, the partner then proceeds to perform many oral favors to the pleasure of the male intercourse partner. This process is akin to the pokemon lickitung going to town on your genitilia. A partner may also perform pleasantries on the bung hole whilst operating the dodge triangle, for an even better trifecta of greatness that includes your scrotum, penis and anus getting action.

Example 1: Berkley: It was Cameron's birthday yesterday.
Payton: Did you give him anything special?
Berkley: I gave him the dodge triangle.
Payton: That lucky bastard! He is lucky to have you! Jimmy bought a ring the morning after I gave him his first taste of the triangle.
Example 2: Dirk: Hey Cameron I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Get any special birthday blow jobs from Berkley?
Cameron: Nah fam even better.
Dirk: Better than a blow job? But legend has it that only one such act exists...
Cameron: The legends are true...She gave me the dodge triangle last night.

by Deep-Wang September 3, 2016