Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stonk

Stonk=gud money:)

I hav gud Stonk in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

Stonks

Stonks=gud cash money

I hav gud stonks in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

Stonk

Stonk=gud money

Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

Dang stonks

When your mom doesn't know how the use the words "dang" and "stonks"

Your mom: that is dang stonks!
You: wth

by TP>LD September 22, 2021

Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

Stonking

The definition stonking means I love your dog

I stonking you

by Kofing July 16, 2021