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Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.
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Stonk

Stonk=gud money:)
I hav gud Stonk in dogecoin.
by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021
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Stonks

I hav gud stonks in dogecoin.
by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021
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Stonk

Stonk=gud money
Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!
by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021
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Dang stonks

When your mom doesn't know how the use the words "dang" and "stonks"
Your mom: that is dang stonks!
You: wth
by TP>LD September 22, 2021
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Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs
Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"
by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021
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Stonking

I stonking you
by Kofing July 16, 2021
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