stoner

someone who is constantly on drugs and getting high(me) and is commonly mistaken for a person who is violent and tempermental, although their not...their often peaceful and laid-bakc, quite fun actually...even though they can be mean to select people at times, their awesome..mike rest peacefully we love you..CANNOT BE SELF-PROCLAIMED

she is such a stoner

by stupid girl May 3, 2005

stoner

you know your a stoner when you can make noodles without boiling it.

ramen noodles,you take a packege you open package pull out block of noodles apply seasoning packet equally spread on block of noodles flip it upside downm give it a pat on the back and crunch and munch baby yea yummy yum.....stoner...

by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009

stoner

A noun which refers to someone who smokes marijuana habitually, compulsively, or recreationally. The nature of the stoner is that he or she may attend to any task or responsibility as though they weren't under the influence of any foreign substance, ie. driving, voting, taking a test, watching somebody's boat until they return, etc.

Stoners may be seen enjoying all the activities of non-stoners, but sincerely believing that they are enjoying the activities to a much greater extent. The reality of this can't be verified, since it is subjective, but the individual may display childlike enjoyment and unusual zeal, which is an indication of heightened pleasure.

Man 1: Wow, you really seemed to enjoy playing laser tag, much more so than any of the other adults, you seemed like a child out there.

Man 2: Oh man, that was soooo fun, I felt like I was in a gun battle in space!!! It was totally worth the price!!

Man 1: What's that strange odor?

by giggles78 March 21, 2010

Stoner

A stoner is a person who smokes weed often. These people usually tend to enjoy life more then someone who doesn't smoke. They also are usually very laid back people. Stoner's enjoy music more also.

Did you notice that stoner over there? He was as high as a freaking kite.

by chill stoner420 July 19, 2009

Stoner

anyone who smokes weed can be a stoner. a straight A student or a homeless guy. people think stoners are the scum of earth and live in sqats etc. which is harsh as weed chills you out and you have a laugh. never seen anyone be violent on weed. but when people drink its fights fights fight. Make weed legal and the world would be a better place!

stoner: take me out the oven! im baked

by hellokitty12123 July 14, 2010

Stoner

Someone who enjoys smoking a lot of bud and toking it up with friends, not to be mistaken with a pothead. A stoner gets high and enjoys it, a pothead tells everyone who they can get within earshot with.

Stoner
1.) Is honored to load the bowl or roll the joint
2.) will blaze a friend who muches no matter what
3.) Can make a bong out of anything
4.) Has code words and can act cool in a public situation
5.) has a creed that they follow

Pothead
1.) Brags about how high they get
2.) Doesnt let anyone smoke with them that dont bring bud or cash
3.) need instructions to make a bong and stupidly google it
4.) Freak out in public situations and yell out each others names
5.) Basically its a fight for your own, if you lose shut up

Stoner 1: Sure man, here load this and well start toking Mr. Noms, just bring some next time
Stoner 2: Thanks man

Pothead 1: Dude you didnt bring any weed!? no way you can smoke with me (insert name here)
Pothead 2: (next day) I got so high last night!!

by Snakeeyes:) March 7, 2010

Stoner

one who uses drugs because one is actually DEDICATED to the certain drug. usually marijuana. One level above recreational drug user. One level below drug addict.

guy 1:yo i'm a stoner
guy 2:word

by gostupid December 7, 2006