Stephens will be the type to ask what you want them to do. Stephens are charming and love all women. Stephens are the type of boyfriends to fuck you so hard you will feel it in you spineš,The type to work 3 days straight to do something you want to do,the type to be honest and loyal,the type you should love forever.
by Longdickinyointestinesš July 10, 2019

he is a boy who is completely special (retarded) in every mental and physical way possible. his autism and down syndrome levels surpass well over humanly comprehendible levels, this is caused by the physical and mental strains his body is constantly fighting to reverse. these effects he places his body under on a daily basis include an over excessive amount of milk (usually about 1.5 to 1.9 litres in a single day), constant praise to the lords of communism, absolute obsession over wearing tracksuit pants to every occasion (including summer barbeques), extreme and quick constant leg hair growth and his complete over obsession with COD infinite warfare to the point he is rejected by his friends and peers. still, this strange organism is considered our friend and is highly respected by the members of his atheist community. he is an absolute mad lad, fucking legend and we love him. No homo BTW.
Definition: A mad lad and strange creature from another world.
Cooper: "look guys its Stephen!"
Everyone: *looks towards Stephen*
Stephen:*screeching noises and agreement sounds*
Everyone: *cheers wildly*
Cooper: "look guys its Stephen!"
Everyone: *looks towards Stephen*
Stephen:*screeching noises and agreement sounds*
Everyone: *cheers wildly*
by ya mum gae June 8, 2018

The only way to address him is through, āYO STEPHEN.ā Stephen is a goat, heāll buy you a lunch and give you answers to lastās nights homework. Itās hard to be around him for very long because of one defining trait, his skin. He isnāt normal white, not pale, but heās the same color as this webpage white. Sometimes you lose sight of him during gym because he blends into the floors and walls. Heās so white you can use him as a describing word. Heās overall a really weird kid, you can see him on the bus with head phones in bobbing back and forth like a bobble head or Canadian person when the talk about the size of a girls breasts.
Me: *walks outside after it snows while the sun is shining bright* ahh, itās so bright out, what the Stephen
by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019


An amazing, kind, sweet, funny goth guy who is a bit of a geek. He normally has incredibly pretty blue eyes, brown hair(it tends to be kind of long) and a amazing smile. A Stephen will also tend to have an amazing laugh. Also he typically has a gift for one of the arts(normally it's musical but can be art). Often times a Stephen has a dark sense of humor and is kind of an asshole but will always be there when the people who matter most to him, need him. He is an outstanding human being. And though he may seem closed off at first any girl would be insanely lucky to date him. Though it would be hard at first she would learn that he is well worth all of the work it took to get him and all if the worry that comes with dating him.
Girl 1 - You are so lucky to be dating Stephen.
Girl 2 - I know right. It was hard to get him at first but he's worth it.
Girl 2 - I know right. It was hard to get him at first but he's worth it.
by violinist12 June 13, 2015

A guy that pours milk before cereal.
by GorillaGuy10 December 10, 2017

Guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.
Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.
Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.
Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.
by Looking out man September 25, 2011
