status whore

One who updates their status on Facebook and/or Myspace repeatedly (such as every 10-20 mins.) for attention.

Claire: "Ah! I'm hungry!" 30 mins ago.
Claire: "Yay! I had my favorite smoothie!" 20 mins ago.
Claire: "Who wants to go on a roadtrip?" 10 mins ago.
Claire: "Austin sounds fun..." 20 seconds ago.
---reply to Claire's status--
Becky: God, Claire, you're a status whore!

by Claire the raw vegan bisexual December 23, 2008

grizzly status

the highest level of bad ass you can achieve. it is damn near, but not completely, impossible to gain the status of the grizzly

Yo man, fuck Baller Status. Grizzly status all the way.

by Tommy Vancouver August 21, 2009

status rap

The act of utilizing one's personal status update on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace etc. to start or continue a rap session. When such an act is performed depending on the skill of the rapper) others are encouraged to continue to rap by either writing their own response rap or continue the lyrics of the rap which has been put into play. At times, status raps can become actual rap battles.

Today, Loftninja continued his status rap from yesterday by adding four new verses and it was ill!

by whalewail July 6, 2009

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

Champ Status

Reaching the point of blackout and puking during an evening of partying with your buddies/bros.

Sean: "Yo I'm trying to reach Champ Status tonight!!"

Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"

by Mawm32 April 17, 2011

spaceship status

originates from a group of friends in Northern Virginia, who described the act of driving a car, while being high, as floating or how it would feel to be in a spaceship without an exerting gravitational force. Definition: to drive while high off marijuana; to simply be really high.

-"Dude, I'm about to drive home spaceship status"
-"Hahah word."

-"Yo I'm trynna be spaceship status tonight!"

by NovaKid April 13, 2010

wheelchair status

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.

paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.

by Tony Oats December 6, 2006