Station Camp High School is a high school called Station Camp. It is located in the southwest corner of Gallatin. The average body count of a female at this divine establishment came in at roughly 19.4 in the August 2021 AP Poll. Students are often found using illegal drugs such as Black Tar Heroin, Cocaine, Weed, Bath Salts, and other damaging substances. Parties with students at this school are relatively boring, but filled with loads of drunk sex. According to the FBI, 1 in 15 males at this school have commited some form of passive rape at a party. 22 females here own 80% of the Body Count Share here(917 bodies). 1 in 3 students drink during the school day. Roughly 91% of students here have financially benefited from the prosperity and wealth of their fathers. An analyst from NBC stated that "if you are in dire need of vagina, this is the place to be." It is said that the females of the class of 2023 are always willing to gargle on every inch of your veiny cock.
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The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
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An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.
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Get the Creamery Station mug.A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.
Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?
Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?
Customer: Well my budget is up to $350
Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.
Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?
Customer: Well my budget is up to $350
Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.
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Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!
Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?
Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?
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