short stabbing

When a man is very quickly & shortly banging a womans vagina. Very fast but short & not allowing his penis to go all the way in.

I wish he'd take his time during sex, instead of short stabbing me.

by beauty03 June 25, 2014

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 24, 2005

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

by giovany August 7, 2006

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

sofabating

the act of masturbating on the sofa

I was sofabating at my friends house while his mom was doing laundry.

by new webster August 20, 2011

stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and you go from her pussy to her asshole really quickly

Ruben did the stabbing donkey to me last night and I now I can't sit down

(Look up the definition for Ruben)

by Hit it and quit it September 4, 2016